I heard that, pardon?

  • At an AGM when Peter Ellison was presenting the accounts and told the members that the pay-as-you-go phone had made more money than the fruit machine (yes, the Vine had a one-armed bandit!), someone proposed installing a second phone and getting rid of the fruit machine.
  • Chris Winter, when bowling at New Beacon was hit for a colossal six. The ball bounced back off one of those large trees (beeches?) and rolled all the way back to the batsman who calmly asked the umpire if he could have another hit!